Half a mile from the county fair

And the rain keep pourin' down

Me and billy standin' there

With a silver half a crown

Hands are full of a fishin' rod

And the tackle on our backs

We just stood there gettin' wet

With our backs against the fence.

Oh, the water

Oh, the water

Oh, the water

Hope it don't rain all day.

And it stoned me to my soul

Stoned me just like jelly roll

And it stoned me

And it stoned me to my soul

Stoned me just like goin' home

And it stoned me.

Then the rain let up and the sun came up

And we were gettin' dry

Almost let a pick-up truck nearly pass us by

So we jumped right in and the driver grinned

And he dropped us up the road

We looked at the swim and we jumped right in

Not to mention fishing poles.

Oh, the water

Oh, the water

Oh, the water

Let it run all over me.

Yes it stoned me to my soul

Stoned me just like jelly roll

And it stoned me

Yes it stoned me to my soul

Stoned me just like goin' home

And it stoned me.

On the way back home we sang a song

But our throats were getting dry

Then we saw the man from across the road

With the sunshine in his eyes

Well he lived all alone in his own little home

With a great big gallon jar

There were bottles too, one for me and you

And he said hey! there you are.

Oh, the water

Oh, the water

Oh, the water

Get it myself from the mountain stream.

Cause it stoned me to my soul

Stoned me just like jelly roll

And it stoned me

Yes it stoned me to my soul

Stoned me just like goin' home

And it stoned me.

Yes it stoned me to my soul

Stoned me just like jelly roll

And it stoned me

Cause it stoned me to my soul

Stoned me just like goin' home

And it stoned me.