There once was a group with liam and niall

Vas happenin' boys? vas happenin' boys?

They lived with zayn and their room was vile

Vas happenin' boys? vas happenin' boys?

Did you know harry's such a slob?

He needs to win x factor 'cause he can't get a job

And oh, louis needs a boat

He dresses like he owns one

'cause he's got no other clothes

They really need your vote

Vas happenin' boys? vas happenin' boys?

Mick jagger could be harry's dad

Vas happenin' mum? vas happenin' mick?

When liam sings he makes his face look sad

Vas happenin' song? vas happenin' sad?

And zayn's the master of echoes

And niall was raised by leprechauns

So he won't ever grow

And oh, louis needs that boat

He dresses like he owns one

And it's becoming a joke

They really need your vote.

Vas happenin' boys? vas happenin' boys?

Vas happenin' boys? vas happenin' boys?

Vas happenin' boys? vas happenin' boys?