[Harry]

Her name is noel

I have a dream about her

She rings my bell

I got gym class in half an hour

Oh how she rocks

In keds and tube socks

But she doesn't know who I am

And she doesn't give a damn about me.

[All]

'cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Listen to iron maiden baby with me.

[Niall]

Her boyfriend's a dick

And he brings a gun to school

And he'd simply kick

My ass if he knew the truth

He lives on my block

And he drives an iroc

But he doesn't know who I am

And he doesn't give a damn about me.

[All]

'cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Listen to iron maiden baby with me.

Yeah dirtbag,

No she doesn't know what she's missin'

Oh yeah dirtbag,

No she doesn't know what she's missin'.

[Louis]

Man I feel like mould

It's prom night and I am lonely

Low and behold

She's walking over to me

This must be fake

My lip starts to shake

How does she know who I am

And why does she give a damn about me.

[Liam]

I've got two tickets to iron maiden baby

Come with me friday, don't say maybe

I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you.

[All]

Oh yeah dirtbag,

No she doesn't know what she's missin'

Oh yeah dirtbag,

No she doesn't know what she's missin'.