I'm at a nando's, trying to paul home

All of my change I spent on lou

Where have his socks gone?

Niall it's all wrong

You ate the food we made for two

Yeah, I know it's hard to remember that they tried out separately

It's even harder to picture, they placed at number 3

Harry loves to get naked, but the boys never mind

As soon as they got famous, all the fan girls broke down

Twitcams make me smile

Someone should tell niall to hide his profile

I'd let larry stylinson prank call my friends

Six "r"'s in terrance

Zayn's no pedophile

I'm at a nando's, trying to paul home

All of my change I spent on lou

Where have his socks gone?

Niall it's all wrong

You ate the food we made for two.

Everytime I read a new fanfic

Louis' munching on some carrot sticks

Why is harry's hair always perfect?

Liam's only got 1 kidney left

Yeah, we better thank simon cowell for making the boys stay

Louis drove the van so slow

They got stopped twice that day

Zayn has such beautiful eyes

And perfectly quiffed hair

There are women in sweden

Who wouldn't put their shirts down

Video diaries

Superman louis

Liam loves danielle pea-zer and

Zayn loves perrie

Niall and his guitar

Louis and eleanor

The kazoo and harry

I'm at a nando's, trying to paul home

All of my change I spent on lou

Where have his socks gone?

Niall it's all wrong

You ate the food we made for two

Zayn should probably work on his dance moves

Niall is a big fan of the zoo

Harry used to share a flat with lou

Liam won't go near another spoon

Now I'm at a nando's.