One, two, three, four...

When I'm fat and old and my kids think I'm a joke

'cause I move a little slow when I dance

I can count on you after all that we've been through

'cause I know that you'll always understand.

I won't act my age, no, I won't act my age

No, I'll still feel the same around you

Hey!

When I'm fat and old and my kids think I'm a joke

'cause the stories that I told, I tell again and again

I can count on you after all we got up to

'cause I know that you truly understand.

I won't act my age, no, I won't act my age

No, I'll still feel the same around you

I won't act my age, no, I won't act my age

No, I'll still feel the same and you will, too

Hey!

When I can hardly walk and my hair is falling out

We'll still stay up 'til morning

We'll throw the after-party, oh, yeah, oh, yeah...

I won't act my age, no, I won't act my age

No, I'll still feel the same around you

I won't act my age, no, I won't act my age

No, I'll still feel the same and you will, too

Hey!