I am light as a feather, I'm as stiff as a board

I pay attention to things that most people ignore

And I'm alright with the movies

That make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty, that's for sure

And I am built like a mother and a total machine

I feel for your every little issue, I know just what you mean

And I make light of the darkness

I've got sun in my motherfuckin' pocket, best believe

Yeah, you know me, I

Forgive, and I forget

I know my age, and I act like it

Got what you can't resist

I'm a perfect all-american.

I am light as a feather, I'm as fresh as the air

Coca-cola bottles that I only use to curl my hair

I got class and integrity

Just like a goddamn kennedy, I swear

With love to spare, I

Forgive, and I forget

I know my age, and I act like it

Got what you can't resist

I'm a perfect all-american bitch

With perfect all-american lips

And perfect all-american hips

I know my place

I know my place, and this is it.

I don't get angry when I'm pissed

I'm the eternal optimist

I scream inside to deal with it, like, "ah"

Like, "ah" (oh my fucking god)

All the time

I'm grateful all the time

I'm sexy, and I'm kind

I'm pretty when I cry

Oh, all the time

I'm grateful all the time (grateful all the fucking time)

I'm sexy, and I'm kind

I'm pretty when I cry.