It's him or me that's what he said

But I can't choose between a vegan and a pot head

So I chose you because you're sweet

And you give me lots of lovin' and you eat meat

And that's how you became my only man of the hour

You never lie and you don't cheat

And you don't have any baggage tied to your forefeet

Do I deserve to be the one who will feed you breakfast, lunch and dinner

And take you to the park at dawn

Will you really be my only man of the hour?

I know you'll never bring me flowers

Flowers they will only die

And though you'll never take a shower together

I know you'll never make me cry

You never argue, you don't even talk

And I like the way you let me lead you

When we go outside and walk

Will you really be my only man of the hour?

My only man of the hour

My only man of the hour