Ah, shit...

Well they finally caught the guys who blew up those two police cars

It was a couple college kids who thought the town was dumb as rocks

Like we wouldn't raise an eyebrow at the sudden lack of bullshit

Too few parking tickets written, too few high-school parties stopped.

Well, I always wish you well when I pass the old gas station

With the banner on the front that shows how tolerant they are

You'll get told to go to hell by some summer-time flatlander

With a coexistin' sticker on the bumper of their car.

And it's gone to shit without you

It was shit before, but at least I had you

No, there ain't nothing to report

But I hope you're bored and headed north.

I've been taking your advice and trying to scream less at the tourists

And I've been working on my timin' when I ask too much of you

But if I see one more cyber truck, I swear to god I'm gonna floor it

Need somebody here to talk me out of things I can't undo.

And it's gone to shit without you

It was shit before, but at least I had you

No, there ain't nothing to report

But I hope you're bored and headed north.

And it's gone to shit without you

It was shit before, but at least I had you

No, there ain't nothing to report

But I hope you're bored and headed north.