Teenage angst has paid off well

Now I'm bored and old

Self-appointed judges judge

More than they have sold

If she floats than she is not

A witch like we had thought

A down payment on another

One at salem's lot

Serve the servants - oh no [x4]

That legendary divorce is such a bore

As my bones grew they did hurt

They hurt really bad

I tried hard to have a father

But instead I had a dad

I just want you to know that I

Don't hate you anymore

There is nothing I could say

That I haven't thought before

Serve the servants - oh no [x4]

That legendary divorce is such a bore

Serve the servants - oh no [x7]

That legendary divorce is such a bore