He lives on the other side

His flag isn't blue and white

And instead he drinks wine not beer

It would appear, would appear woah-oh

That he's now mine

And he sings and plays guitar

He's not a lawyer or a doctor

He doesn't know the football score

But he loves me right, he loves me woah-oh

It's not what your dad wants to know

As he's waiting back at home

Not what your dad wants to see

It's not what your dad wants to think

Knowing one day you'll get a ring

And he'll be family

Hey hey

And I see him smile at you

And you're trying your best too

But you know it all too well

That his intentions lie somewhere else

From being your friend

It's not what your dad wants to know

As he's waiting back at home

Not what your dad wants to see

It's not what your dad wants to think

Knowing one day you'll get a ring

And he'll be family

Hey hey

It's not what your dad wants to know

As he's waiting back at home

Not what your dad wants to see

It's not what your dad wants to know

As he's waiting back at home

Not what your dad wants to see

It's not what your dad wants to think

Knowing one day you'll get a ring

And he'll be family

(It's not what your dad wants to know)

Hide your bags, hide your clothes, hide yourself before he gets home

[X4]