I'm through with

Standing in line to pubs I'll never get in

It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win

Life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be

Tell me what you want

I want a huge sail that'll hold the squalls

And a big black ship with some cannonballs

Don't wanna join davy jones twenty thousand leagues under the sea

So how you gonna do it?

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame

I'll even grow my beard and change my name, we.

We all just wanna be big rockstars

Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars

The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap

We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat

And we'll hang out in the coolest bars

In the vips with the movie stars

Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there

Every playboy bunny with her bleached blond hair

And we'll hide out in the private rooms

With the latest dictionary and today's who's who

They'll get you anything with that evil smile

Everybody's got a rum dealer on speed dial.

Hey, I wanna be a rockstar.

Gonna sing those songs that offend the censors

Singing those songs that offend the censors

Popping my pills from a pez dispenser

Rockstars don't do mornings

Get washed up sailors writing all our songs

Get washed up sailors writing all our songs

Lipsync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

We'll sing them dusk 'til morning, we, we.

We all just wanna be big rockstars

Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars

The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap

We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat

And we'll hang out in the coolest bars

In the vips with the movie stars

Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there

Every playboy bunny with her bleached blond hair

And we'll hide out in the private rooms

With the latest dictionary and today's who's who

They'll get you anything with that evil smile

Everybody's got a rum dealer on speed dial.

Hey, I wanna be a rockstar

Everybody's got a rum dealer on speed dial

Hey, I wanna be a rockstar.