Kiss it goodbye, goodbye,

Kiss it goodbye, goodbye...

Hollywood is plastic

But easy on the eyes

Big apple is fantastic

But cuts you down to size.

They'll treat you like a doormat

Expecting you to fail

Says right across your forehead

Integrity for sale.

You'll be on tv

When it starts to snow in hell

(Teach you that you better flaunt it

Make you wish you never got it)

You won't believe me

So go and see it for yourself.

That brunettes move to new york

Blondes love california

East coast digs the cocaine

West coast marijuana

Don't be surprised

When you swallow more than pride

It's tough to see through bullshit

When it's up above your eyes

(Kiss it goodbye)

Stealing comes with practice

Lying comes with ease

But neither one is faster

Than falling to your knees.

Money leads to fame

And fame is the disease

The latest epidemic

Reality tv.

You'll be on tv

When it starts to snow in hell

(Teach you that you better flaunt it

Make you wish you never got it)

You won't believe me

So go and see it for yourself.

That brunettes move to new york

Blondes love california

East coast digs the cocaine

West coast marijuana

Don't be surprised

When you swallow more than pride

It's tough to see through bullshit

When it's up above your eyes.

They...won't...let...you get out alive

Your ass...grab it...and kiss it goodbye

They...won't...let...you get out alive

Your ass...grab it...and kiss it goodbye

And kiss it goodbye.

(Teach you that you better flaunt it

Make you wish you never got it)

So let's move to new york

Or out to california

East coast digs the cocaine

West coast marijuana

Don't be surprised

When you swallow more than pride

It's tough to see through bullshit

When it's up above your eyes.

They... won't... let... you get out alive

Your ass... grab it... and kiss it goodbye

They... won't... let... you get out alive

Your ass... grab it... and kiss it goodbye.