[Finch]

Mr. twimble.

[Mr. twimble]

Yes?

[Finch]

You've been with this company a long time, haven't you?

[Mr. twimble]

A long, long time. just last month I became a quarter of a century man.

[Finch]

Aww, that's beautiful! gee, a quarter of a century!

[Mr. twimble]

A quarter of a century!

[Finch]

And how long have you been in the mailroom?

[Mr. twimble]

25 years. yep! it takes a combination of skill, diplomacy and bold caution.

When I joined this firm

As a brash young man

Well I said to myself now brash young man

Don't get any ideas, well, I stuck to that

And haven't had one in years.

[Finch]

Ah, you play it safe.

[Mr. twimble]

I play it the company way.

Wherever the company puts me

There I'll stay.

[Finch]

But what's your point of view?

[Mr. twimble]

I have no point of view!

[Finch]

Supposing the company thinks.

[Mr. twimble]

I think so too!

[Finch]

Now, what would you say if they put you.

[Mr. twimble]

I wouldn't say!

[Finch]

You're facing the company face.

[Mr. twimble]

It smiles at executives

Then goes back in place!

[Finch]

The company furniture...

[Mr. twimble]

Oh, it suits me fine!

[Finch]

The company letterhead...

[Mr. twimble]

A valentine!

[Finch]

Is there anything you're against?

[Mr. twimble]

Unemployment!

[Finch]

When they want brilliant thinking from employees.

[Mr. twimble]

That is no concern of mine.

[Finch]

Suppose a man of genius make suggestions.

[Mr. twimble]

What's that genius get suggested to resign?

[Finch]

So, you play it the company way?

[Mr. twimble]

Oh, company policy is by me ok.

[Finch]

You'll never rise up to the top.

[Mr. twimble]

But there's one thing clear

Whoever the company fires

I will still be here!

[Finch]

Oh, you certainly found a home.

[Mr. twimble]

It's cozy.

[Finch]

Your brain is a company brain.

[Mr. twimble]

The company washed it,

Now I can't complain.

[Finch]

The company magazine...

[Mr. twimble]

Know what style, what punch.

[Finch]

The company restaurant.

[Mr. twimble]

Every day same lunch.

Their hattock sandwich, it's delicious.

[Finch]

I must try it!

[Mr. twimble]

Early in the week.

[Finch]

Do you have any hobbies?

[Mr. twimble]

I've a hobby, I play gin with mr. bratt.

[Finch]

And do you play it nicely?

[Mr. twimble]

Play it nicely, still he blitzes me on every game like that!

[Finch]

Why?

[Mr. twimble]

'cause I play it the company way.

Executive policy is by me ok.

[Finch]

How can you get anywhere?

[Mr. twimble]

Junior have no fear.

Whoever the company fires

I will still be here.

[Finch]

You will still be here.

[Mr. twimble]

Year, after year, after fiscal.

[Both]

Never take a risko year!