When you turn around baby,

I'll be watching you,

I can see through you,

Maybe then you'll see,

That I ain't playing.

I'm to be taken seriously.

You know what I'm saying? .

And so the story goes.

One night when I was shaking,

And I definately wasn't faking,

I was lost in a trance,

Doing my own dance,

My girls on my side,

Were concentrating on the music playing,

And the speakers vibrating,

I shut my eyes, and the next thing I knew,

All I could smell was leather and brute,

Imposing on my groove, standing on my side,

And licking your lips, and rocking your thighs,

I wanted to die laughing, at your serious,

I've come to save you expression,

But I held my breath and said who are you?

Baby, my name is drew,

I'm gonna make you my bitch,

Maximum tender,

Feminine gender,

Come on baby it's time to surrender,

I'm drew,

(So what you gonna go)

I just want to get into you,

Hey bitch don't be so uptight,

We can make a date through tonight,

And then before hell breaks loose,

I'll just turn up the juice.

I say

Hey all you people my name is mr smalls,

And some of the girls are saying I am the one with the greatest heart,

No matter where I go (gimme a break) no matter who I show

And I'm mr smalls

(Is that right, wait now),

I stomped this joint from top to toe,

I found nothing but half pint two bit guys,

Acting out the parts, who might have been charming,

Some are in a movie being batman and robin,

It's not the way you look, cause you ain't half bad,

It's the way you act that makes me sad,

You know you think you're finger licking and that's the problem,

Looking rightin the mirror ain't gonna solve it,

Thats something special deep inside,

Called heart and soul might give you style,

All that time you sent looking at yourself,

You're so transparent,

It makes me sick

Baby you said I'm vain,

But I've got so much to gain,

For instance if I had you,

Here's what I would do,

Dine you by candlelight,

Hold you baby all through the night,

And the love that I give to you

Will be cooking like your mama's stew

I say

Hey all you people,

(Sorry? )

My name is mr. smalls

(I didn't hear that!)

And some of the girls are saying

I am the one with the greatest heart

(The greatest what? )

Everywhere I go, no matter who show,

(Don't try me)

I'm mr. smalls

Give me some more

I ain't impressed,

I ain't getting undressed just yet,

I'm saving my personal stash,

For a male who can handle me with care,

I don't beat around the bush,

Cruise a little, wicked and slow,

I can't take none of that degenerate stuff,

A little discretion can melt me like butter,

And I'll give you sweet love,

'til you cry to your mother,

We can wear out the backbone in my couch,

You care where I am, what I'm about,

I'm not about to change, more or less,

I know what's morally right for me,

There are certain conditions you see

Hey all you people,

My name is mr. smalls,

And some of the girls are saying I'm the one with the greatest heart,

Everywhere I go,

No matter who I show,

And I'm mr. smalls

Hey all you people,

My name is mr. smalls,

And some of the girls are saying I'm the one with the greatest heart,

Everywhere I go,

No matter who I show,

And I'm mr. smalls

(I've heard everything this is tops)

Hey drew why is it you got to treat ladies like they were hanging off a meat hook, that's you problem man?

My problem, my problem is you got an attitude!

Yeah and you know what you leave us with...

What?

...feminine itch

Ah that's cool! I can dig that, you're a bitch baby!

I ain't gonna be your bitch!

You what? ? ?

I'm finished with you drew!

Ah come on baby...

Forget it you're tired!

If you want to call your mama you can use my car phone!

Yeah, your car phone, I'll phone australia... I'll phone panama... I'm the phone way down in mississippi

That's cool, I'll pay the rent! next week now baby, we can do this like, brutis...

I'm going on my own, see you later honey, later, much much much much much much later.

? ? ? [well I might give you a ring]

Where you from gilly g

Birmingham

Aaah! well that's all right then

Let's be friends, how many of us have them, let's be friends