I'm finally on the up and up

A little 401k

Traded in my trailer park

For a neighborhood with a gate

Queen finally got her castle

Last one on the right, you can't miss it

Upgraded from the barbed wire

Now I got a nice picket.

I can play high class all day

But some things never change.

I can't hide it in a closet

I can't stuff it in a trunk

I always know there's treasure

Buried somewhere in the junk

I can keep it clean on sundays

And keep the lights and water on

But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn.

Carnations from the flowerbed

In a whiskey bottle vase

Cadillac on a cinder block

Duct tape on every other thing

Real ferns in the sunroom

Bug zapper by the screen

Dog hair on the restoration hardware

Who says you can't have nice things.

I can't hide it in a closet

I can't stuff it in a trunk

I always know there's treasure

Buried somewhere in the junk

I can keep my roots from showing

But I'm still dishwater blonde

But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn.

New money old habits

Love seat in the plastic

Steak fingers in a basket

New money old habits.

I can't hide it in a closet

I can't stuff it in a trunk

I always know there's treasure

Buried somewhere in the junk

I can keep it clean on sundays

And keep the lights and water on

But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn.

Got more rooms than the joneses

Ya'll and I'm still adding on

But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn.

I'm finally on the up and up

I'm finally on the up and up

Up and up, up and up, up and up...