I put 'em on when ever I sit down to read the paper

Can't explain the way they seem to work like magic.

I put 'em on to keep it positive

Don't mean to tell you how to feel

But I'm a firm believer in the power of the plastic

Positive plastic.

In my pink sunglasses

Always makes the world look a little bit better

In my pink sunglasses

You can try'em anytime you need a change of the weather

9.99 I'm perfectly disguised

When I'm walking by I wanna roll my eyes

In my pink sunglasses

Pink sunglasses

Ahh-uhh-uhh...

I was looking for some tortoise shells

But these were on sale, next to the disposable cameras

Tried 'em on and suddenly it occurred to me

Buying little debbie's felt a little more glamorous

In the check out line

Don't I look good

Uh...

In my pink sunglasses

Always makes the world look a little bit better

In my pink sunglasses

You can try'em anytime you need a change of the weather

9.99 I'm perfectly disguised

When I'm walking by I wanna roll my eyes

In my pink sunglasses

Pink sunglasses

Ahh-uhh-uhh...

Ahh-uhh-uhh...

I can leave 'em on a beach, at a bar, a boat

But they always reappear in the pocket of my coat

I can't find 'em

They always find me.

My pink sunglasses

Always makes the world look a little bit better

In my pink sunglasses

You can try'em anytime you need a change of the weather

9.99 completely polarized

Sometimes I accidentally go to bed at night

In my pink sunglasses

My pink sunglasses

Ahh-uhh-uhh...

Pink sunglasses

Ahh-uhh-uhh...

In my pink sunglasses

Uhh..

Pink sunglasses.