It's an age-old conversation

That is changing with the times

But it's oh so complicated

If your mother is like mine.

All that she wants are the stars and the moon

A son with a wife and a big living room.

All she wants

Is another little special arrangement

A peculiar engagement

Got a trophy wife that's respectable

To avoid any spectacle.

It's another simple solution

For my mother's delusion

Get her some adorable pictures done

For her mother in lebanon.

All that she wants (all she wants)

All that she wants

All that she wants (all she wants)

All that she wants

All that she wants (all she wants)

All that she wants

Is another son.

To be clear I'm not a hater

And my wife I like her too

Let's be honest with each other

There're some things we always knew.

All that she wants is the sun and the moon

The call of the wild, and a big silver spoon.

All she wants

Is another little special arrangement

A financial engagement

Social standing is stable

But no kids on the table.

Just a little harmless diversion

An acceptable persian

But I know my heart is in peril

Made a deal with the devil.

All that she wants (all she wants)

All that she wants

All that she wants (all she wants)

All that she wants

All that she wants (all she wants)

All that she wants

Is another son.

Oh it seems I was mistaken

Heaven knows just what I've done

All these hateful conversations

Aren't helping anyone.

My dear wife, I have to leave you

There is nothing you can say

You can keep the house without me

You'll be better off this way.

All that she wants (da-da-da-da, all that she wants)

All that she wants

All that she wants (da-da-da-da, all that she wants)

All that she wants

All that she wants (da-da-da-da, all that she wants)

All that she wants

All that she wants (da-da-da-da, all that she wants)

All that she wants

All that she wants (da-da-da-da, all that she wants)

Is another son.