Everyone's trying to get it off faster

Supplement master, a fistful should work

Soup and the smoothies to combat disaster

Carbs don't burn fast enough for what it's worth

Didn't think I changed too much till they said it

A thread on subreddit is what I'm reduced to

Needles to needlessly say it's the rapture

'cause even I bite my nails wondering if I should.

Hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey, weight watchers

Hey-hey-hey-hey, are you watching me?

Hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey, weight watchers

Hey-hey-hey-hey, are you watching me?

How normal it is to contort and contract

All my muscles, remembering to still arch my back

And I gua sha each day, but my face still has fat

Someone told me their doctor could get rid of that

But I've already got a surgeon who knows me

Tonguing down anesthesia while he cut me

And implanted 500cc of sexy

I won't lie to you, that man really blessed me.

Hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey, weight watchers

Hey-hey-hey-hey, are you watching me?

Hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey, weight watchers

Hey-hey-hey-hey, are you watching me?

How normal it is to skip lunch and dessert

And yet somehow my stomach sticks out of my skirt

So I work out each day, but I don't think it works

So I research to see if the surgery hurts

Spent so many years being cute on the tv

Before I could blink, I became nearly thirty

And I got bigger boobs so I that could transcend it

Now all that I read is "hey, I think she's pregnant".

Hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey, weight watchers

Hey-hey-hey-hey, are you watching me?

Hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey, weight watchers

Hey-hey-hey-hey, are you watching me?

(How normal it is to contort and contract) hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey, weight watchers

(All my muscles, remembering to still arch my back) hey-hey-hey-hey, are you watching me?

(And I gua sha each day but my face still has fat) hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey, weight watchers

(Someone told me their doctor could get rid of that) hey-hey-hey-hey, are you watching me?