Ooh, down on my knees, I'm prayin'

You're gonna get what's comin' to you

It's quite a list I'm makin'

I'm castin' spells to make it come true.

Dear universe

I don't ask for much

All I need is just a (just a)

Little bit of choke on your food

A little bit of hair you'll lose

An itty-bitty rock in your shoe

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout

A little bit of she cheats on you

A little bit of iceberg on your cruise

A little bit of salt in your wounds

That's what I call a chef's kiss.

Ooh-la-la (muah, muah)

Ooh-la-la...

Chef's kiss

That's all, that's it (muah)

Chef's kiss.

Ooh, let's say if all that happens

It couldn't undo all that you did

Still wouldn't make us even

But it would help just a little bit.

Dear karma, are you in or what?

'cause all I need is just a (just a)

Little bit of choke on your food

A little bit of hair you'll lose

An itty-bitty rock in your shoe

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout

A little bit of she cheats on you

A little bit of iceberg on your cruise

A little bit of salt in your wounds

That's what I call a chef's kiss.

Ooh-la-la (muah, muah)

Ooh-la-la...

Chef's kiss

That's all, that's it (muah)

That's all, that's it, baby

Chef's kiss

Ooh-la-la (muah, muah)

Ooh-la-la...

Chef's kiss

That's all, that's it (muah, muah)

Just a little bit of poison in your booze

A little bit of brick wall as your view

A little bit of misspelled tattoo

A little bit of hit song all about you

A little bit of demons in your sleep

A little bit of new car gets keyed

A little bit of give up on your dreams

That's what I call a chef's kiss.

Ooh-la-la (muah, muah)

Ooh-la-la...

Chef's kiss

That's all, that's it (muah)

That's what I call a chef's kiss

Ooh-la-la (muah, muah)

Ooh-la-la...

Chef's kiss

That's all, that's it (muah)

Chef's kiss.