Houston, he's a problem

He's leaving then he's calling

He's a headache and a half, and I can't win.

Yeah, I need him long gone, running

Another town or state won't cut it

He'll find a way to come around again.

And I don't mean to be dramatic, yeah...

But he's the kind of man I'd like

A hundred thousand miles from here.

'cause he wants me and he needs space

Someone take this cowboy away

Somewhere far, let him fly

Out of this world and off my mind

C'mon, there's gotta be a rocket somewhere taking off soon

I think it's time we put another man on the moon.

We can tell him there's a bar up there, and blondes for days

He'd say, "well, where can I sign up?" and he'd be on his way

He'd be making history, and I might finally get some sleep

No further explanation, it's a win-win situation.

I don't mean to be dramatic, but can somebody call nasa?

Or a billionaire with money to burn.

'cause he wants me and he needs space

Someone take this cowboy away

Somewhere far, let him fly

Out of this world and off my mind

C'mon, there's gotta be a rocket somewhere taking off soon

I think it's time we put another man on the moon

Oh yeah!

A man on the moon, somebody get him there soon

No further explanation, it's a win-win situation.

'cause he wants me and he needs space

Someone take this cowboy away

Somewhere far, let him fly

Out of this world and off my mind

C'mon, there's gotta be a rocket somewhere taking off soon

I think it's time we put another man on the moon.

Man on the moon

Man on the moon

A man on the moon.