Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothin' but the truth, so help you god?

He made me do it

I took my red bottom heel and I threw it

He 'bout lost his eye, I 'bout lost my mind

Puttin' up with his lies.

And my daddy woulda killed him

Mama woulda dug the grave

If they knew what he was doin'

Runnin' 'round with what's-her-name

I'm not askin' for forgiveness

I don't need to beat the charge

But believe me, he's still breathin'

Your honor, he got off easy.

He made me do it

Yup, that shattered glass, spray paint, lit it on fire, he's stupid

For thinkin' he could just come home and put his lips on mine

After bein' with her all night.

And my daddy woulda killed him

Mama woulda dug the grave

If they knew what he was doin'

Runnin' 'round with what's-her-name

I'm not askin' for forgiveness

I don't need to beat the charge

But believe me, he's still breathin'

Your honor, he got off easy.

Love makes you crazy, so do cheatin' men

He made me do it, and I'd do it again

Love makes you crazy, so do cheatin' men

He made me do it, and I'd do it again

Love makes you crazy, so do cheatin' men

He made me do it, and I'd do it again

Again and again.

And my daddy woulda killed him

Mama woulda dug the grave

If they knew what he was doin'

Runnin' 'round with what's-her-name

I'm not askin' for forgiveness

I don't need to beat the charge

But believe me, he's still breathin'

Your honor, he got off easy.

Ooh, ooh...

He made me do it

And I'd do it again.