I called up bernadette, she had a 10 a.m.

Thank god she had the time to squeeze me in

My blonde was getting brassy, my roots were coming in

I let her do the talkin', let her spill the tea

I pay for the color but the drama's free

It's usually nothin' special, nothin' concerning me.

Well, casey's having a baby

The high school football team won state

And my best friend's mama's husband is sleeping around

Everybody's up to something

I heard your name from three chairs down

They said you bought a ring and you found the one

Now I'm heartbroken, heartbroken in a hair salon.

I'm lookin' out the window hoping they don't see

The tear in my eye, I can hardly breathe

In the last place I thought you'd ever get to me

Pretend I'm listenin' as she goes on and on

Don't care who's selling weed to the preacher's son

I'm stuck on how you moved on

Guess it's a damn good day to go blonde.

'cause casey's having a baby

The high school football team won state

And my best friend's mama's husband is sleeping around

Everybody's up to something

I heard your name from three chairs down

They said you bought a ring and you found the one

Now I'm heartbroken, heartbroken in a hair salon.

Maybe I'm just crazy for thinking you'd come back around

I guess first loves don't always work out.

But at least casey's having a baby

The high school football team won state

And it's always happy hour at the bar downtown

I might just drink 'til I feel nothin'

I heard your name from three chairs down

They said you bought a ring and you found the one

Never thought I'd be, heartbroken in a hair salon

Heartbroken in a hair salon.

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh...

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