We're a badass band

From the kick ass south

Pizza goin' down the sofa

A rockin' little band

Got a record out

And buddy it's a hit all over

We're a badass band

From the kick ass south

Cornchips in the shagpile

We're a' gonna punch

One another in the mouth

They're giving us a brand new hairstyle.

Get on down, turn 'em all around

Kick 'em in the old cojones

Gotta get on down, turn 'em all around

We're the oklahoma ponies

Get on down, turn 'em all around

Kick 'em in the old cojones

Gotta get on down, turn 'em all around

'cos we're the oklahoma ponies.

Now the badass boys

They're a' gonna wanna fight

Like they do in oklahoma

They got a killer girl

To dress us right

And buddy do I wanna bone her

We're a badass band

From the kick ass south

Pizza going down the sofa

A rockin' little band

With a record out

And buddy it's a hit all over.

Get on down, turn 'em all around

Kick 'em in the old cojones

Gotta get on down, turn 'em all around

We're the oklahoma ponies

Get on down, turn 'em all around

Kick'em in the old cojones

Gotta get on down, turn 'em all around

'cos we're the oklahoma ponies.