Christopher had a choice

He learned the guitar

Through all of the noise

He couldn't stay awake

In school.

Now who's the fool

Who's the fool

Who's the fool.

I've learned so much more

And mom is just so proud of me

I buy her dinner almost every week

Oh but why was everyone always fucking mad at me

It's not cool, cool, cool at all.

Christopher had a choice

He learned the guitar

Through all of the noise

He couldn't stay awake.

In school

Now who's the fool?

Who's the fool?

Who's the fool?