Unicorns and wizard sleeves

Hammer pants and make believe

Pirate ships sailing off to sea

Well, you can party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle

This is for the freaks and for my magicians

Booty clap and lap dancing technicians

Dance parties in the name of great britain

And american girls who love the detroit piston

Like dennis rodman, I got a rod, man (awww yeah!)

Long wong-dong in a soft hand

And a ping-pong pink schlong, let's all dance!

From england to stockholm

I'm wearing a cape just like a poncho

I got a cutey and I'm making a beat on her booty

Like I was up on the roof beating up on a bongo

I got a bottle of martinelli's and dumping it all over anybody that's kicking it in the grotto

And the neighbours keep tripping, I'm like in a castle

Fuck your condo!

Unicorns and wizard sleeves

Hammer pants and make believe

Pirate ships sailing off to sea

Unicorns and wizard sleeves

Hammer pants and make believe

Pirate ships sailing off to sea

Well, you can party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle

You like to party, I am a party-er

You like to wander, I am a wanderer

Your thighs are the closet to narnia

Is it cool if I go and get lost in that?

I'm the lion, the witch in the wardrobe

Massaging my lap, I have a sore bone

Of course cold on the dance floor

Like an eskimo's toes in the north pole

With those toes poking out of two holes

In the eskimo socks, I'm hot

Like a cauldron from a warlock

Wearing sweatpants in a sauna

Who's your father? I'm not

I'm motherfuckin' raven bowie and here's my cock

Rooster, cock-a-doodle-doo sir

Take a hit of the hooka, now make it drop

Girl's booty was bigger than the stomach of rick ross'

Holy mother mountain of tender tendin' you get lost in

Bounce, bounce, that castle booty, that bottom

Make it wobble, wobbly-wobble 'til my third leg has to hobble

You don't want to look back on this night

And think I should have been freaking on a booty

Freak-freaking on a booty

Unicorns and wizard sleeves

Hammer pants and make believe

Pirate ships sailing off to sea

Well, you can party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle

This might be the best night that we have ever had

That-that we have ever had

That-that we have ever had

That-that we have ever had together

Eh, motherfucking, eh

Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of a party

In the night, in the middle of a party

Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of the night

In the middle of a party

Brought it home and threw it on the carpet

Sit and kill a coyote, I'm starving

Who wants to eat a coyote?

Who wants to eat a coyote?

Who wants to eat a coyote?

Bring my bagpipe, I grab my flute

Cause drunk king john is still the loo

Get onto the pole in a birthday suit, our suit

Where mj is king, and prince's pants

And raven has whatever says

Unicorns and wizard sleeves

Hammer pants and make believe

Pirate ships sailing off to sea

Well, you can party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle