[Intro]

Yo, once again

It's a riot, better close the street.

[Verse 1]

Pathological liar

Went to my girlfriend's house and set her dog on fire

Blamed it on her little brother, got him sent to juvi

Fucked her in the bathroom while her dad was watching movies

Reach inside my backpack for the fully loaded uzi

Started shootin' up the room he was in

That chappelle's show episode, you know, paul mooney was in

Told her everything would be alright, just don't scream as I dismount

Left the crib, started searching for a discount

Exorcist, I need to get some help with this

Once as sweet as welch's is, I think he went insane though

Must've been the drugs in him, he loved to sniff the yay-yo

If satan could accompany a halo

Then one day, maybe I could be somebody's angel

Catalogue of greatest hits, sacred does what sacred is

The people raise they brows when you weird as al yankovic

I just wanna make out with bitches and play with tits

Snort h and shit, just forget what day it is

I'm eatin' sator with clinton and ralph nader

Tradin' acres and bettin' millions against the lakers

Spittin' out what used to be your favorite flavor

Sentenced into hell, but I'm out on good behavior

Look, got a new neighbor.

[Verse 2]

Still alive from a room of melted candles

Lost my job, now I'm in new york sellin' sandals

Saw michael jackson in s.w. randall's

Introduced my youngest cousin to him, told him he was dtf

He probably had some freaky sex, really I'm not worried

Already plan to kill myself when the clock hits 7 30

My head is dirty, took a suicide dive into some cow manure

Now I'm chillin' chop and screwin' al b. sure!

I got the clap from a bitch in el salvador

So I grabbed her house phone and strangled her without the cord

Sorry I was bored, guess I'm quite sadistic

Misfit, dipshit, he's always pessimistic

Stuck in prison currently, my family never visits

Psychological problems is really none of your business

These serial killer fantasies

You mention something sick and twisted, everybody panicy

Reading hamlet out loud in a room by myself

Give different characters different voices, I guess it helps

With the storyline and the flow of the plot

Got a gun in my dresser and it's holding a sh...