I've had a largemouth bass bust my line

A couple beautiful girls tell me goodbye

Trucks break down, dogs run off

Politicians lie, been fired by the boss.

It takes one hand to count the things I can count on

No, there ain't much, man, that ain't never let me down.

Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart

Like diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart

Like a neon dream, it just dawned on me, that bars and this guitar

And long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart.

She was a carolina blue jean baby

Fire in her eyes that drove me crazy

It was red taillights when she left town

If I didn't know then, I sure know now.

But long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart

Like diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart

Like a neon dream, it just dawned on me, that bars and this guitar

And long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart.

It takes one hand to count the things I can count on

But I got one hand that's gripping down on a cold one.

'cause long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart

Like diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart

Like a neon dream, it just dawned on me, that bars and this guitar

And long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart, no

It never broke my heart.