[Chorus repeat 2x]

I hate it when it's too many niggaz, not enough hoes

Too many rookies, not enough pros

The game got switched on some ludacris shit

So all y'all can suck my dick, beotch!!

[Verse 1]

I got a whip like miracle ludacris lyrical fool

We dirty south shut yo' mouth we rock jewels

No holds barred but obey the block rules

Cock tools put chlorine in record pools

Are there anyone like ya (hell naw!!)

I treat humans like students (fail y'all)

So turn ya books to page 69 and start suckin

When organized drop the tracks then start duckin

When ludacris get in the bed start fuckin

[Girl] you wanna be startin some'n

Get out the booth

And lemme tell y'all the truth, we kick down do's

Save all the h20 for front rows

Live in the bank and watch for stank hoes

Stay chromed out and that's on or off road

If you know what I mean proceed to stay clean

Light skinded nigga turn red but get green

Inhale some of that 'dro but blow steam

Love a combination big ass and tight jeans

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]

[Girl] boy you done lost yo' mind

No I've lost my virginity

And I shot click like that fool shot kennedy

What's the remedy hennessey coke

If you cut all your money you'd still be half broke

Ashes to ashes smoke or get smoked

We come by the masses you come and get choked

If you take me for a fool I'll take you for a joke

Tired of fast food so they cooked up dope

So now we eatin lobster shrimp and things

And watch for imposters that's been in the game

We invented the game and y'all just got hip

[Dude] man what's that smell

Probably yo upper lip

Cause I love to walk around like my shit don't stank

Even if it's cigars and that purple color dank

Chillin in the gut with no trace of tom hanks

So put this in yo' jaw like weiners and beef franks

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]

I put too much sugar in my kool..aid

And party like a kid wit a high top fade

Arrive to a show and I like to get paid

Arrive to a hoe and I like to get laid

Ride up on my back like rugs and floormats

I'm on the right page but what's my format

I wave to the ocean cause I'm where shores at

And women go nuts just like my bozack

Did you know that? man I'm the gift of change

Electric stoves so give me the keys to the range

Shagadelic, beautiful but strange

Went to magic city saw nikki and blue flames

Rearrange, same broad different night

Pass the e&j and let a nigga get right

The bomb threaten dude that's on yo same flight

The highlight's that I live a high ass life

[Chorus - 3x (w/ minor variations)]