Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party

Here it's never ending, can't remember when it started

Pass around the lampshade, there'll be plenty enough room in jail

If being wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever

If being strong's your kind, then I need help here with this feather

If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side

At the swingin' party down the line

Pound the prairie pavement, losing proposition

Quitting school and going to work and never going fishing

Water all around, I never learned how to swim now

If being wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever

If being strong's your kind, then I need help here with this feather

If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side

At the swingin' party down the line

At the swingin' party down the line

Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party

Here it's never ending, can't remember when it started

Pass around the lampshade, there'll be plenty enough room in jail

If being wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever

If being strong is what you want, then I need help here with this feather

If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side

At the swingin' party down the line

At the swingin' party down the line