My friend named jack

He's got my back

He always seems to know right where I'm at

My friend jose

He likes to play

He's always up for anything I say.

Little bit of red, lotta bit of crown

Don't matter what it is

I'm gonna drink it down, down, down.

The wine, the beer, the whiskey

Are the only things that fix me

I'm not saying it's a problem

I can stop it if I wanna

But the wine, the beer, the whiskey

They always get me.

My friend named gin

She's got some friends

I'm talking brandy, sherry, and their brother jim

My friend the captain

We call him morgan

He likes to anchor down and hang over 'til mornin'.

Little bit of red, lotta bit of white

Don't matter what it is

It's gonna make it all alright.

The wine, the beer, the whiskey

Are the only things that fix me

I'm not saying it's a problem

I can stop it if I wanna

But the wine, the beer, the whiskey

They always get me.

My friend named tito

He's my amigo

I'm gonna follow him around wherever he go.

The wine, the beer, the whiskey

Yeah, I got all my friends here with me

I'm not saying it's a problem

I can stop it if I wanna (but who would wanna)

When the wine, the beer, the whiskey

They always get me

They always get me

They always get me

Yeah, they always get me.