Welcome to the family

Hope you have a real good life

With my little sister

Yeah, she'll make a real good wife

Hope you have lots of babies

Hope you get a real job

Hope you don't mind company

'cause we'll be there alot

And brother here's some brotherly advice

If you know what's good for you you'll treat her right ('cause)

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'cause grandpa's the local sherrif

Yeah he's the judge and the jury too

Uncle bill's the undertaker, son

He'll dig a hole for you

Cousin jesse, he's just crazy

He'll fight you just for fun

Mama's got a real bad temper

And daddy's got a shotgun.

Welcome to the family

And this side of the tracks

If you ever leave her

You ain't coming back

My nephew red's a hunter

He's gonna hunt you down

Just like he did the last one

And he still ain't been found

Now I like you just fine, don't get me wrong

But bot take care of her 'cause if you don't.

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'cause grandpa's the local sherrif

Yeah he's the judge and the jury too

Uncle bill's the undertaker, son

He'll dig a hole for you

Cousin jesse, he's just crazy

He'll fight you just for fun

Mama's got a real bad temper

And daddy's got a shotgun.

Welcome to the family

Hope you have a real good life

With my little sister

Yeah she'll make a real good wife.