I work at home in my parents' basement

I don't troll, I make statements

I'm not a cliche sittin' in my pj's

Double cupping at lunch on a tuesday

I'm like drake, see? so don't hate me!

I get vexed if you don't appreciate me

Real talk, I'll put the world to rights

And when I'm a big boy I'm gonna write for vice

It's not for me?

It must be wrong

I could ignore it and move on

But I'm a broadband champion

A url badman

And if you're tryna call it art

I'll have to take it all apart

I got a high-brow game plan

A url badman

I'm a u-r-l b-a-d m-a-n without empathy

I got a high-brow game plan

A url badman

I'm a u-r-l b-a-d m-a-n and you're dead to me

Cause I'm a broadband champion

A url badman

Back to calls with no prescription

Short-shorts with conviction

Supreme palace, apc

Sizzurp in a chalice, yeah, that's so me

I'm a london white boy rapping atl

Keyboard warrior that can't spell

I don't like you, I think you're worthless

I wrote a long piece about it up on my wordpress

It's not for me?

It must be wrong

I could ignore it and move on

But I'm a broadband champion

A url badman

And if you're tryna call it art

I'll have to take it all apart

I got a high-brow game plan

A url badman

I'm a u-r-l b-a-d m-a-n without empathy

I got a high-brow game plan

A url badman

I'm a u-r-l b-a-d m-a-n and you're dead to me

Cause I'm a broadband champion

A url badman

I like jordans, jay rich, dj scream

I'm as complex, pitchfork, winnie the pooh

I'm a space ghost perpetrator

But I have to violate her

Checked the tyler the creator

Blogospheric mimicator

A$ap, kanye, xx remix

Mike jones, cornwall, I need a kleenex

I don't like girls much, they kinda silly

Unless of course they wanna play with my willy

I'm a u-r-l b-a-d m-a-n without empathy

I got a high-brow game plan

A url badman

I'm a u-r-l b-a-d m-a-n and you're dead to me

Cause I'm a broadband champion

A url badman