My name is dallas major

And I'm coming out to play

Looking for someone to have fun with

While my husband works away

I'm almost nearly forty

I'm just shy of five-foot-two

I'm a mum to teenage children

Does that sound like fun to you?

'cause I hate it here

I hate it here

I hate it here

I hate it

I hate it.

So I go by "dallas major"

But that's not really my name

You know I used to be quite famous

That was way back in the day

Yes, I'm here for validation

And I probably should explain

How my marriage has been opened

Since my husband went astray.

And I hate it here

I hate it here.

My name is dallas major

And I'm coming out to play

Looking for someone to have fun with

While my husband works away

I'm almost nearly forty

I'm just shy of five-foot-two

I'm a mum to teenage children

Does that sound like fun to you?

'cause I hate it here

I hate it here

Here

I hate it

I hate it.

I hate it

I hate it

I hate it

I hate it

I hate it

I hate it.

Her name is dallas major

She used to be quite famous

She's no stranger to failure

Her name is dallas major

She's terrified of failing

She's just here for validation

I thought they got married in vegas?

They call her dallas major.