I'm in the crib butt naked bitch

She said my dick could be the next black president

Americans hate the I'm american

Medicine, I treat it like peppermints

Uh, I'm in the ocean getting shark pussy

Shoot you in ya fuckin' mouth and make you talk to me

Sometimes I need someone to talk to

Cause I am not a human being... part two

Getting paid, show money for walkthroughs

Lettin' all these hoes ride my dick, car pools

My bars passed the bar exam, no law school

Cash money army, veteran with my war wounds

Uh, whatcha man doing?

I pop his muthafuckin' top like a canned good

And all my niggas that I roll with are hella armed

And last night I took a transformer

And had a dream that my dick turned to megatron

But my girl, was sleeping with decepticons

Money talks man and mine talk lecture long

P-u-s-s-y... my second home

I be grindin' on them hoes like a half pipe

She say "tunechi you the shit, you need your ass wiped"

I say "before you gas me up, check the gas price"

Then I make her take this dick like advice

She see-saw it, she suck it and enjoy it

I stick it in her ass like some fucking steroids

Jose canseco, make no mistake

Like a white boy wearing black paint

You're a fake ass nigga

Break pads nigga... wait

You ain't in my weight class nigga

Lookin' for the muthafuckin' man in the mirror

Runnin' this shit like a faucet... farrah

Barra... cuda, who the fuck you are?

I can make ya bitch root for me like I grew her

Bodies in the sewer, tampons in manure

90 billions bitches on my dick like a skewer

That's swag, I'm a true blood, bitch no fangs

Been went pro, now I'm going propane

Tell the bitch get off me, bitch get off me

I got her over here blowing me like coffee

Decaffeinated, hand me that paper like I graduated

And I get head while it's decapitated

Think it's a game nigga come play

I'm with my killer bees, fuck bug spray

Yeah, young money so gangsta, I personally know strangers

It's so strange but this girl named dana, like to go anal

Shoot 'em in his head, what's that? a no brainer

Plain ol' nigga, but a break from the norm

I wear my heart on my sleeve so don't be breakin' my arm

I rather ring ya fuckin' neck before I ring the alarm

I dream to meet a serial killer that'll bring me alone

Wit 'em, I gotta hit 'em like redbones with long hair

Fuck with me, ya ass is grass... get a lawn chair

I was fucking before my dick started growin' hair

Bitches sweatin' me like john mayer, or warm air

Man, nuts and bananas

You know how the tables turn, where are your table manners?

If you fake, put a egg in ya shoe and scramble

No rubber... I just fucked this piano

Nigga