Who'd-a guessed that aquanette

Could start a fire with a single cigarette

She wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned

Just sick and tired of wonderin' when he was coming home

So she drove around

She found his car

They heard a boom from in the bar

He called the cops

She called his bluff

They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs

Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends

Keep their crazy hidden till they're pushed off the deep end

Oh yea, god forgive them, they weren't born like this

Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men

He told his friends she was depressed

Borderline bi-polar, bitch with pms

Well he cheats and lies and then plays the victim

He don't know why they always seem to pick him

Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends

Keep their crazy hidden till they're pushed off the deep end

Oh yea, god forgive them, they weren't born like this

Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men

Some take a pistol, some take an axe

Boy if you feel the fire, you damn well bet she's got a match

Might be the teacher just down the street

The hairdresser or the housewife or the waitress that's so sweet

No you won't see it when you meet 'em

So be careful how you treat 'em

She might look just like me

Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends

Keep their crazy hidden till they're pushed off the deep end

Oh yea, god forgive them, they weren't born like this

God knows, crazy women are made by crazy crazy crazy

Crazy women are made by crazy men