[Nick]

You are woman, I am man

You are smaller, so I can be taller than

You are softer to the touch

It's a feeling I like feeling very much

You are someone I've admired

Still, our friendship

Leaves something to be desired

Does it take more explanation than this?

You are woman, I am man

Let's kiss.

[Fanny]

Isn't this the height of nonchalance

Furnishing a bed in restaurants?

Well, a bit of dinner never hurt

But guess who is gonna be dessert?

Do good girls do just what mama says

When mama's not around?

It's a feeling

Oy vey, what a feeling.

[Nick]

A bit of pâté?

[Fanny]

Ah! I drink it all day.

Should I do the things he'll tell me to?

In this pickle, what would sadie do?

In my soul I feel an inner lack

Just suppose he wants his dinner back.

[Both]

Does it take more explanation than this?

[Fanny]

Just some dried-out toast in a sliver

On the top.

Oh, a little chopped liver!

Oh, this is fabulous

You wanna try a little? here, have some

Take...

Whoa...

How many girls become a sinner

While waiting for a roast beef dinner?

Though most girls slip in ordinary ways

I got style, I do it bordelaise

Well, at least he thinks I'm special

He ordered à la carte

It's a feeling I like feeling very...

I feel the feeling down to my toes

Now I feel that there's a fire here

Try that once a little higher, dear

What a beast to ruin such a pearl

Would a convent take a jewish girl?

Does it take more explanation than this?

Ooh, the thrills and chills going through me

If I stop him now...

Can he sue me?

[Nick]

You are woman.

[Fanny]

You are man.

[Both]

Let's...