Listen, I got 36 expressions!

Sweet as pie to tough as leather

And that's six expressions more than all them barrymores put together!

Instead of just kicking me why don't they give me a lift?

I think it's a plot

'cause they're scared that I got

Such a gift

Well, I'm miffed.

Cause I'm the greatest star

I am by far

But no one knows it

Wait!

They're gonna hear a voice

A silver flute

Ah ah ah ah

They'll cheer each toot

(Hey, that kid is terrific, huh?)

When I expose it.

Now can't you see to look at me

That I'm a natural camille

As camille I just feel

I've so much to offer

(Hey, listen kid I know I'd be divine because)

I'm a natural cougher.

Some ain't got it, not a lump

I'm a great big clump of talent

Laugh!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

They'll bend in half

(You ever hear the story of the traveling salesman?)

A thousand jokes

(Stick around for the jokes)

A thousand faces.

I reiterate

When you're gifted, then you're gifted

These are facts

I've got no axe to grind

Hey, what are they blind?

In all of the world so far

I'm the greatest star.

Who is the pip with pizzazz?

Who is all ginger and jazz?

Who is as glamorous as?

Who's an american beauty rose?

With an american beauty nose?

And ten american beauty toes?

Eyes on the target and wham

One shot, one gun shot and bam!

Hey mr. ziegfeld!

Here I am!

I'm the greatest star

I am by far

But no one knows it

That's why I was born

I'll blow my horn

Till someone blows it

I'll light up like a light

Right up like a light

I'll flicker then flare up!

All the world's gonna stare up

Looking down you'll never see me

Try the sky cause that'll be me!

I can make 'em cry!

I can make 'em sigh!

Someday they'll clamour for my drama

Have you guessed yet

Who's the best yet?

If you ain't, I'll tell ya one more time

You'll bet your last dime

In all of the world so far

I am the greatest, greatest star.