Funny

Did you hear that?

Funny

Yeah, the guy said

"Honey, you're a funny girl".

That's me

I just keep 'em in stitches

Doubled in half

And though I may be all wrong for the guy

I'm good for a laugh.

I guess it's not funny

Life is far from sunny

When the laugh is over

And the joke's on you.

A girl ought to have a sense of humor

That's one thing you really need for sure

When you're a funny girl

The fella said, "a funny girl".

Funny

How it ain't so funny

Funny girl.

I marched my band out

I beat my drum.

I guess we didn't make it

At least I didn't fake it.

Who is the pip with pizzazz?

Who is all ginger and jazz?

Who is as glamorous as?

Who's an american beauty rose?

With an american beauty nose?

And ten american beauty toes?

Eyes on the target and wham

One shot, one gun shot and bam

Hey, gorgeous

Here we go again.

Well, here it goes, kid

No looking back

Stiff upper nose, kid

Let's give 'em hell, brice

We'll cry a little later

Well, brice

That's life in the theater.

Get ready for me, world

'cause I'm a comer

I simply gotta march

My heart's a drummer

Nobody

Oh, nobody

Is gonna rain on my parade.