Woo-hoo...

Woo-hoo...

Woo-hoo...

Woo-hoo...

We was two years in, it was just about time that the line got walked and the knot got tied

I was tired of giving up the milk for free, so I said, "boy, you better get on one knee".

Well, he popped the question and I took that rock, and I made me an appointment at the beauty shop

Got a little white dress and a boutonniere while he was laying with the dog, drinking day-old beer.

Then he picked me up when the big day came, the courthouse was just about a mile away

Saw a long black hair on a short bench seat, I said, "that there hair don't belong to me".

I hollered, "tell me who"

He said, "babe, it ain't like that"

I said, "read between the lines"

Kept the cash and left his ass.

I got the ring, he got the finger

Yeah, I hit the road 'fore we's on jerry springer

Love is sweet, but you know what's sweeter? (love is sweet, know what's sweeter?)

I got the ring, he got the finger.

Woo-hoo...

I had the windows down, diamond in the wind, I had half a mind to call up his friend

I called my ma, said, "cancel the shower," i's mad as hell, but it was happy hour

I hit up the pawn, I hit up the bar, I hit on the bouncer, and I took it too far

Took it to the back, took it to the front, and I took it wherever the hell I want

Wherever I want

Wherever I want.

I got the ring, he got the finger

He got a cheating country song, and buddy, I'm the singer

Love is sweet, but you know what's sweeter? (love is sweet, know what's sweeter?)

I got the ring, he got the finger.

Yeah! woo!

So, this here song's for all the girls

Who had the balls to walk away from earl

Bigger nuts than a redneck squirrel

Let me hear it if you know what I mean

Ya lost your man, but ya took the bling-bling.

I got the ring, he got the finger

Yeah, I hit the road 'fore we's on jerry springer (jerry)

Love is sweet, but you know what's sweeter? (love is sweet, know what's sweeter?)

I got the ring, he got the finger.

I got the ring

He got the bird.