My left hand ain't interested in nothin' but a drink in it

Yeah, I'll have this dance, I like this song it's got some swing in it

You ain't johnny and I ain't june

But you can be my man in black tonight, baby, if you want to.

Someday, I want the weddin'

Somethin' borrowed, somethin' blue

Flowers and a veil

And a sunset honeymoon

But tonight we ain't nothin'

But a downtown bride and groom

Gettin' hitched on whiskey vows

And exchangin' drunk I do's

With neon diamonds and smoke rings

Neon diamonds and smoke rings.

I ain't one for champagne and them fancy crystal stem glasses

'fore I settle down, I'll probably have to kick some bad habits

'til last call do us part

We ain't gotta get married to pretend we are.

Someday, I want the weddin'

Somethin' borrowed, somethin' blue

Flowers and a veil

And a sunset honeymoon

But tonight we ain't nothin'

But a downtown bride and groom

Gettin' hitched on whiskey vows

And exchangin' drunk I do's

With neon diamonds and smoke rings

Neon diamonds and smoke rings.

'round and 'round.

Someday, I want my daddy to give me away

I know I want forever, just not today.

Neon diamonds and smoke rings

Neon diamonds and smoke rings

Neon diamonds and smoke rings

Neon diamonds and smoke rings.

My left hand ain't interested in nothin' but a drink in it.