She don't get out much

Oh but when she does

She'll volunteer to hold my beer

And help me catch a buzz.

Out of all my friends

I can count on one hand

Shes the first on there

To pull back my hair

Every time shit hits a ...

Shes a solider

When I hold her

Up in the air

Since I learned just how to use her

She never gets scared

To prove my point

And make a scene

When I'm out of work

She sticks up for me

And man I gotta thank her

Heres to you my middle finger.

She got to know my ex

Pretty damn well

She wiped off my hurt

And gave me the nerve

To stand up for myself.

Shes a solider

When I hold her

Up in the air

Since I learned just how to use her

She never gets scared

To prove my point

And make a scene

When I'm out of work

She sticks up for me

And man I gotta thank her

Heres to you my middle finger.

Shes a solider

When I hold her

Up in the air

Since I learned just how to use her

She never gets scared

To prove my point

And make a scene

When I'm out of work

She sticks up for me

And man I gotta thank her

Heres to you my middle finger.

Yeah she never meets a stranger

Cheers to you my middle finger

You can love her

You can hate her

But that's my girl my middle finger.