[Teacher]

Students, don't forget to turn in your homework for monday

This is the last time I'm going to tell you, class is about to start

Koe did you get your parents to sign that permission slip.

[Principle carson]

Good morning students and faculty of harold saul high

This is principal carson with your morning announcements

Today is september 24, 2019

It is mostly clear outside with a temperature of 82 degrees and a 20% chance of rain

Today's lunch menu will consist of steak fingers, mashed potatoes and gravy, carrot sticks, and applesauce for dessert. yummy!

Okay, this friday the 27th your shs football team travels to bemo, texas to try and improve their record to 3 wins and 0 loses

So instead of boozin' and smokin' black and milds outside of a 7/11 all night

Why don't you drive out to bemo and support your classmates, show 'em your school spirit, and let's win this football game

The culprit behind the obscene and vulgar graffiti on the auditorium involving my ex-wife is still at large so if anyone has any clues or tips and who it could be will be rewarded 10 fold

Moving on

The word of the day is sancho

Sancho is an adjective

The word sancho is commonly used for someone who is sleeping with your significan't other while you're at work, in jail, or just off at the grocery store getting a rotisserie chicken and some merlot for guests

Sancho

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Now everyone please rise and place their hands over their hearts.

[Pledge of allegiance fades out]

[Sancho fades in]