If I crossed off all the girls with names ending with "-leigh"

There'd be no one left in texas

It's getting hard here to survive

'cause every day, they multiply

So I guess I'll move to memphis.

'cause I'm running out of choices

And they trample me like horses

Got me crawling on my knees

Mom and dad thought she was perfect

Probably named her that on purpose

Knowing she would come for me.

Hey, leigh

Please leave me alone

I can't believe the way you bitch and moan

About how much I drink, and who I've been banging, and won't pick up the phone

Hey, leigh

Please leave

Leave me alone.

All my friends just roll their eyes

When I say I don't have a type

Maybe I'm just bad at spelling

I dot my "t"s and cross my "I"s

And for a second, she looks nice

'til she's throwing shit and yelling

I hate the way she's got me begging.

Hey, leigh

Please leave me alone

I can't believe the way you bitch and moan

About how much I drink, and who I've been banging, and won't pick up the phone

Hey, leigh

Please leave

Leave me alone.

Baleigh, haleigh, amy, and kaleigh, somebody save me

Ryleigh, kyleigh, fuck me up, mileigh, they think it might be love

Haleigh, baleigh, amy, and kaleigh, somebody save me

And ryleigh, kyleigh, fuck me up, mileigh, they think it might be love.

Hey, leigh

Please leave me alone

'cause I can't believe the way you bitch and moan

About how much I drink, and who I've been banging, and won't pick up the phone

Hey, leigh

Please leave

Hey, leigh

Please, leave.

Leave me alone.