Throw that bottle of whiskey

Under the seat

Light a cigarette

So he don't smell the weed

If he asks me to blow

I'ma tell his punk ass

To take me to jail

I've been here time and time before

Rocky mountains midway

With every whore

In a 25 mile circumference

Of this damned ole town.

Singin' la-la-la let's pull over

I can't hold it

Will you turn the music up?

And let's play critter critter

Who is sober enough

To take me to taco bell?

Last night was crazy and

There ain't a dent in my truck

So we're golden lord

We wanna thank you again

For watchin' over us

When all we do is sin

Let's go to mr. j's buy another case

Pack of cigarettes and be on our way

Back to the boneyard

Oh dear lord.

Singin' la-la-la let's pull over

I can't hold it

Will you turn the music up?

And let's play critter critter

Who is sober enough

To take me to taco bell?

Singin' la-la-la let's pull over

I can't hold it

Will you turn the music up?

And let's play critter critter

Who is sober enough

To take me to, to take me to

La-la-la-la let's pull over

I can't hold it

Will you turn the music up?

And let's play critter-critter

Who is sober enough

To take me to taco bell?

Singin' who is sober

Who is sober?

Enough to take me to taco bell.

(I need a taco)

(I'm drunk for some tacos)

(Will somebody take me)

(To taco bell?)