I got a friend

Shows me all the good times

Tells me I look better

Chews me up and spits me out

And then walks my ass home

And sings a song

When I'm gone, gone, go on

That little friend

Shoots me up and downtown

When I can't get me drunk enough

To pick me out the pieces

Of a place I call home

To sing a song

'til I'm gone, gone, go on

No

Go on, go on, go on

I've got a friend

Helps me to get up again

Showers me in boozes

Tells me I got a big old dick

And she wants my ass home

To sing a song

'til I'm gone, gone, go on

You know, son

Go on, go on, go on

Go on, go on, on