What do you get when you take godzilla to the mall?

He scares all the children and shreds all the pillows

And knocks over walls

His emerald eyes, they sparkle and shine

As he eats the food court and steals half my fries

That's what you get when you take godzilla to the mall.

What do you get when you take godzilla to meet your mom?

He rings the bell and she looks out the window, and calls the cops

I try to explain that he's mostly tame

As long as there's pizza and video games

That's what you get when you take godzilla to meet your mom.

While everyone else is running and screaming

I just love being with you

I guess they don't see all the things that I'm seein'

That make you so uniquely you, you, you, you.

What do you get when you meet godzilla and fall in love?