I ran into a buddy used to be all hypertensive

His stocks were always tanking and his girlfriends were expensive

But he looked like a poster for a permanent vacation

I asked him what he did to change his orientation

He bought a shot and dropped this little information.

I made a bucket list, changed the b to an f

I gave my give-a-damn the finger, so it got up and left

I quit worrying 'bout people's expectations

And ordered up a six-pack of chillaxification.

If you're a little depressed, feel a little bit lost

Baby, write it all down, and then blow it all off

We're all a letter away from per-perpetual bliss

Put an f on the b of your bu-bu-bu-bu-bucket list.

You know he got me thinking 'bout the way that I've been living

Seems like I'm always going, but I don't know where I'm getting

I's over-existenializing my redneck

But the answer is as simple as simple can get

I just re-arranged some letters in the alphabet.

I made a bucket list, changed the b to an f

I gave my give-a-damn the finger, so it got up and left

I quit worrying 'bout people's expectations

And ordered up a six-pack of chillaxification.

If you're a little depressed, feel a little bit lost

Maybe write it all down, and then blow it all off

We're all a letter away, from per-perpetual bliss

Put an f on the b of your bucket list.

I took my nots and I added a why

I took the you out of hugh and I added an I

I, I bet you can guess what I did next

I took my bitching-lying lover and I added an ex.

I made a bucket list, changed the b to an f

I gave my give-a-damn the finger, so it got up and left

I quit worrying 'bout people's expectations

And ordered up a six-pack of chillaxification.

If you're a little depressed, feel a little bit lost

Maybe write it all down, and then blow it all off

We're all a letter away, from per-perpetual bliss

Put an f on the b of your bu-bu-bu-bu-bucket list

Bucket list.