I've known you since brad and angelina

We go back like pontiac seats

If I got an aisle with a mess I gotta clean up

I know you'll be showin' up with bleach.

All those names that we don't ever speak of

Got a couple nights that have slipped my mind

Proof and photographs have been deleted

If you ever needed an alibi.

'cause dirt on you is dirt on me

And we both know our hands ain't clean

If it all blows up and we end up on the news

If you go down, I'm goin' down too.

It's a good thing we're each other's kinda crazy

Ain't no judgment or keepin' score

If you rob a bank, I'm your getaway mercedes

God knows that's what friends are for.

'cause dirt on you is dirt on me

And we both know our hands ain't clean

If it all blows up and we end up on the news

If you go down, I'm goin' down too

If you go down, I'm goin' down too, yeah...

I keep all your secrets by the dozen

You know where my skeletons sleep

Hypothetically, if you ever kill your husband

Hand on the bible, I'd be lyin' through my teeth.

'cause dirt on you is dirt on me

And we both know our hands ain't clean

If it all blows up and we end up on the news

If you go down, I'm goin' down too.

Our bodies are buried and they're in the same ditch

So even if I wanted to, I can't snitch

30 to life would go quicker with you, yeah...

So, if you go down, I'm goin' down too

If you go down, I'm goin' down too

If you go down, I'm goin' down too.