A green plastic watering can

For her fake chinese rubber plant

In a fake plastic earth

That she bought from a rubber man

In a town full of rubber plants

To get rid of itself.

It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out.

She lives with a broken man

A cracked polystyrene man

Who just crumbles and burns.

He used to do surgery

For girls in the eighties

But gravity always wins.

And it wears him out

It wears him out

It wears him out

It wears him out.

She looks like the real thing

She tastes like the real thing

My fake plastic love

But I can't help but feeling

I could blow through the ceiling

If I just turn and run.

And it wears me out

It wears me out

It wears me out

It wears me out.

And if I could be who you wanted

And if I could be who you wanted

All the time

All the time.