I couldn't make this up

I have been outdone by my own kind

I always traded up, yeah

Now I'm a victim for the first time

Well I'm unaffected and indifferent

But I can't pretend I'm not over the edge

Well, well baby, what do you know,

You turned the tables on me, didn't you?

My, my, my, it only serves me right, now I get it

This is how hurt feels

And it's everything they say it is

I was untouchable

Until karma crashed my party

Found out I'm crushable, oh

And I'm the only one who's sorry

I don't get rejected, I've somehow regressed

It's unprecedented, no second best

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No, no, no, don't you go

I do all the breaking up around here

No, no, no, don't steal my show

You should be the one crying these tears

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